not much

not much to report here. i worked thursday friday and saturday nite. i'm pretty appreciative of a day off.

sometimes i wish i had a job where i could just do nothing. not use my brain in any way. i was a lifeguard.. so yes.. i just sat there.. but i still had to pay attention. i was guarding people's lives for fucks sake. i don't care what you say, but i had to go through a lot of crap to be a lifeguard. and i swear.. i burn about 3000 calories every time i work. running around to get people drinks and bread and reset the table after each course. just get a life.

i don't care if your blood sugar is low. if your life was really in danger, i'm pretty sure you wouldn't just sit at the table and wait for a server. wouldn't you go get a soda or something? wouldn't you have medicine or candy in your purse? not just sit there and risk having a seizure or something? it's like "woopsie.. half my body is paralyzed because i was so excited to go out to eat for dinner that i wanted to be waited on for my every life-threatening need. " i just don't get it.

oh, and the same table last nite.. the low blood sugar one.. they asked me if they could take home the steak knives. what? what do you even say to that? you can afford a nice dinner, but you can't afford steak knives? usually i can tell if people are kidding, but i really couldn't last nite. so that's what i said. "are you kidding me?" i realized i sounded a tad bitchy so i threw in a fake laugh. because of this job.. i think i could be an award-winning actress. i really could. just wait. you'll see me on the silver screen at some point.

but we do have really good food. good steaks. but if you go.. make sure it's a thursday friday or saturday. and then ask for me as a server. and then, if need be, wait for an hour. because basically, it'll just make me look good. like, i'm just that good of a server. and i really am too.

here's a link to dennis getto's review (a notorious food critic.. known for being harsh) from onmilwaukee.com:

http://www.onwisconsin.com/dining/dining.asp?id=3747