go shorty..

..it's my birfday.

ya i don't have much else besides that.

got my hair did this morning.
went out to lunch.
gonna go out to dinner.
then out.


haven't really seen any weirdos to report about today. i'm sure i'll see some tonite. woo. cant wait.

i hate titles

but anyways. i think this is gonna be the place that i start to bitch about the weirdos that i see everyday.

so today in the UWM union... yeah, a dumbass could have already guessed by now that i'm gonna talk about a weirdo. UWM = Union of Weirdos and Morons.


anyways, i want to take a quick minute to bitch about that guy who stands in the union asking everyone if they want free candy. no! okay. just no. i don't want your free fucking candy.

first of all, your so-called candy is a starlite mint. wow. thats what i crave when i want candy. and your one shitty mint is wrapped in 8 million papers with a rubberband. obviously you're running for something and i bet that half the school doesn't even know what for. well thats because you sit in the corner with your white tee shirt and glasses every freaking day and ask everyone if they want "free candy". way to promote yourself buddy.

bananas?

someone told me that bananas are bad for you and are the worst fruit you can have.

they're 'sugary and fatty' she says. uhmm. okaay?

first of all, isn't an avacado a fruit? it has seeds right? those things aren't fat free.
and second of all - get a life. if you're gonna sit there and freak out and ramble on about how bad bananas are for you, then please stop shoving one in your mouth while you talk, making it nearly impossible to listen to your bitching.

now i don't ever want one again. not because of your awesome statistics. but because the vision of chewy saliva-y bananas mashed up in your mouth is ingrained into my brain.

thanks a lot you big fuckin freak.

it's finally fricken sunny out

so i'm in a bit of a better mood than the rest of this week. it's sunny and not raining/slowing/sleeting/windy/cloudy or anything of that nature (no pun intended).

it's also my mom's birthday. gotta love the quality family time.

woo.