i hate titles

but anyways. i think this is gonna be the place that i start to bitch about the weirdos that i see everyday.

so today in the UWM union... yeah, a dumbass could have already guessed by now that i'm gonna talk about a weirdo. UWM = Union of Weirdos and Morons.


anyways, i want to take a quick minute to bitch about that guy who stands in the union asking everyone if they want free candy. no! okay. just no. i don't want your free fucking candy.

first of all, your so-called candy is a starlite mint. wow. thats what i crave when i want candy. and your one shitty mint is wrapped in 8 million papers with a rubberband. obviously you're running for something and i bet that half the school doesn't even know what for. well thats because you sit in the corner with your white tee shirt and glasses every freaking day and ask everyone if they want "free candy". way to promote yourself buddy.