Sunday, March 4, 2007

bananas?

someone told me that bananas are bad for you and are the worst fruit you can have.

they're 'sugary and fatty' she says. uhmm. okaay?

first of all, isn't an avacado a fruit? it has seeds right? those things aren't fat free.
and second of all - get a life. if you're gonna sit there and freak out and ramble on about how bad bananas are for you, then please stop shoving one in your mouth while you talk, making it nearly impossible to listen to your bitching.

now i don't ever want one again. not because of your awesome statistics. but because the vision of chewy saliva-y bananas mashed up in your mouth is ingrained into my brain.

thanks a lot you big fuckin freak.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I like my banana's brown and sugary!!!!